Kissing Cars

So yesterday Kicker comes to show me his two cars that are getting married.

He says, "This is John McCain (holding one of his cars) and this is John McCain's 'modder' " he said showing me the other. I'm not sure where the McCain reference came from. "They are getting married"...... because when you're 4, all boys marry their mothers....... Then the cars seal the deal with kisses, complete with sound effects. Because all boys add sound effects...to everything.

Kiss, Kiss, Kiss......then he spots my lip gloss. The bumpers are a little chapped so the cars each get a glossy finish and resume the kissing and live happily ever after.